comewhatmayklaine:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

it’s almost midnight i really should be heading to sleep

jk i have a free period first thing so i can sleep in :))))) 

hallovvrists:

i use the romney method when writing an essay

the “completely avoid the question because i have no idea what i am talking about” method

thepancakeprincess:

“Imma let you finish, but—”
“No, IMMA let you finish, but—”